What I'd Say If I Used Twitter: Part One

I have a Twitter account. I don't use it. If I used it, then I would say things...

...like this:



I have failed the Turing test.

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I got 99 problems. / Pointless math homework.

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I have a dream / sicle.

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Forgive them their syntax. / They do not know what they.

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Yes we can / tuna

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All your base / belong to Richard Pryor

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We're all going to die / eventually

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Caught in a bad romance. / Get a lawyer.

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You bet your life / sentence

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Necessity is the mother / word to Edison